Interogation Techniques

There was no need for waterboarding in the Weldon household, because as little six year old David was honing his lying skills, my mother instigated a cunning plan.

It was pure parenting brilliance.

Mum told me, that it was obvious that when I was telling a fib, I would blink a lot and she could immediately tell.

So, I formed a cunning plan of my own, I would combat this blinking habit by making sure that when I was lying to her about anything, I would not blink, no blinking, eyes wide open, the unblinking truth.

It didn't work though, she always knew I was lying after that, I didn't know why, she was just good at those things you know.

I'll have to type fast on my next elaborate lying story.